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[shesgotguts]

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[leadingspirit]

Hey, equal options produce equal opportunity. If a guy doesn't do it for you a lady might just.

I've gotten used to it. If anything, the calm here is almost unnerving.

[shesgotguts]

id miss the feeling of a mans hands on me, though. not like a womans hands arent wonderful! and they feel so good... but its not the same. :(

...it is. peaceful stops being safe and becomes boring after a while. i dont want to go back to my originworld but at least it kept me on my toes. for now, though... peace is. okay.

[leadingspirit]

For lack of experience in one half of this equation I'm gonna have to take your word for that.

Yeah. I mean it's by no means a bad thing, I'm not gonna go all crazy super villain and say war and chaos is the only way to be, that's for damn sure.

[shesgotguts]

dont worry if youve never experienced a womans hands, i have two. im sure youll at least get to hold them! ;)

its not a bad thing... and i agree. chaos isnt the only way to be. but ripples in a pond mean something is there, good or bad. do you understand what i mean?

[leadingspirit]

I should be offended but really, I walked right into that one.

Completely. Ripples are cause and effect, and without cause there is no effect. A completely glassy pond is just kind of boring, and means nobody's out fishing or dragging friends around on innertubes.

[shesgotguts]

you absolutely did. but that just means im a fair target now! show me that sparkling wit of yours.

that is the cutest way of putting it. friends in innertubes. and i can see it too! thats the kind of pond i want to be in. where kids get flipped out of innertubes and people catch turtles on accident.

speaking of turtles, though... im all set to go, so heres to hoping you dont transform into a tortoise on the way here! dont keep me waiting, okay? ;)

[leadingspirit]

Hate to break it to you, but no sparkling wit on the first date. I like to play dumb until the point I know someone isn't just trying to outsmart me. Call it national security, if you will. ;)

Are you a kid flipping or a kid being flipped?

Yeah yeah, I'm almost there. Texting one-handed is surprisingly hard.

[shesgotguts]

then i guess ill have to be witty and charming instead. what a shame! though i doubt youre playing dumb. youre just going to let me do all the work and still have your fun. smart move.

mhmm. which do you think i am?

one-handed, huh? if i didnt trust your word, id wonder if you were up to something else~

[leadingspirit]

Sometimes I can be clever.

I'd wager flipping, but if you're in a tube I'm flipping you. Just sayin'.

You dirty bird, I am not jacking off while texting you under the ruse of coming over to take you out for coffee. I mean I won't say it hasn't happened before, but.

[There's a pause.]

...fuck I did not just admit that.

[shesgotguts]

really now? i never wouldve guessed.

interesting. remind me to never go inner tubing with you.

[the latter half of the text gets her to nearly drop her phone, and she goes through a quite a few emotions in rapidfire succession. confusion, then a bit of disgust, but then curiosity, and finally, she settles on teasing the living hell out of him.]

my, my. kazuya~ and you call me the dirty bird! does this happen with all the girls you meet? more importantly, would it happen with me?

[leadingspirit]

What's that? Remind you to go innertubing with me? Sure thing, consider it a date for the future.

Oh my God I will just go dig a hole in the backyard and bury myself in it now, thanks.

[shesgotguts]

we havent even gone on one date and youre already suggesting another one. arent you eager.

you cant do that before you answer me! all the girls? including me? have you thought about me before?

[leadingspirit]

Dream big or go home.

Not all, and just once. Can I go bury myself in the yard now.

[shesgotguts]

so now you dream about me! kazuya, youre just full of surprises.

just once? im disappointed. i would hope you thought about me more than that, imagined me in so many different ways... you should tell me what goes on in that attractive head of yours~ but youre free to bury yourself in the yard. well, after you tell me.

[leadingspirit]

Debating the merits of just burying myself in shame and rain-checking this date since I suddenly feel like it might be awkward in almost every way possible.

[shesgotguts]

its only awkward if you make it so! i dont think theres going to be a problem. and dont be ashamed. you needed a little something extra to finish a job! im glad i could help. and who is to say that i havent thought of you the same way? ;)

buuuuut if you want to put it off, thats alright. i can be patient.

[leadingspirit]

[Internal and also external yelling. He might die.]

I'm not sure why I'm surprised by this response

[shesgotguts]

[pls don't die taki. u haven't even banged her.]

im not sure why either. whats the surprising part?

[leadingspirit]

Probably the part where you're not weirded out.

[shesgotguts]

why should i be? its human desire. im not going to be grossed out by an attractive man thinking im attractive either.

[leadingspirit]

Okay that's fair.

I'm being a little immature about this I think. I am entirely not used to even the slightest bit of skirt-chasing or courtship.

[shesgotguts]

i find it hard to believe youve never had a girlfriend. or a boyfriend. or whatever. you have to have a little bit of experience!

[leadingspirit]

I have, but not since Academy. In case you forgot, I'm old. That was like seven years ago.

[shesgotguts]

youre not THAT old. i was engaged to someone older than you, so trust me. not old.

youre just a bit rusty, thats all! ill teach you everything i know to get you back to skirt-chasing in no time!

[leadingspirit]

I guess I didn't stop to consider that you like older men.

I really should have more of a response for this other than opening my mouth and making no sound.