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[shesgotguts]

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[leadingspirit]

What's that? Remind you to go innertubing with me? Sure thing, consider it a date for the future.

Oh my God I will just go dig a hole in the backyard and bury myself in it now, thanks.

[shesgotguts]

we havent even gone on one date and youre already suggesting another one. arent you eager.

you cant do that before you answer me! all the girls? including me? have you thought about me before?

[leadingspirit]

Dream big or go home.

Not all, and just once. Can I go bury myself in the yard now.

[shesgotguts]

so now you dream about me! kazuya, youre just full of surprises.

just once? im disappointed. i would hope you thought about me more than that, imagined me in so many different ways... you should tell me what goes on in that attractive head of yours~ but youre free to bury yourself in the yard. well, after you tell me.

[leadingspirit]

Debating the merits of just burying myself in shame and rain-checking this date since I suddenly feel like it might be awkward in almost every way possible.

[shesgotguts]

its only awkward if you make it so! i dont think theres going to be a problem. and dont be ashamed. you needed a little something extra to finish a job! im glad i could help. and who is to say that i havent thought of you the same way? ;)

buuuuut if you want to put it off, thats alright. i can be patient.

[leadingspirit]

[Internal and also external yelling. He might die.]

I'm not sure why I'm surprised by this response

[shesgotguts]

[pls don't die taki. u haven't even banged her.]

im not sure why either. whats the surprising part?

[leadingspirit]

Probably the part where you're not weirded out.

[shesgotguts]

why should i be? its human desire. im not going to be grossed out by an attractive man thinking im attractive either.

[leadingspirit]

Okay that's fair.

I'm being a little immature about this I think. I am entirely not used to even the slightest bit of skirt-chasing or courtship.

[shesgotguts]

i find it hard to believe youve never had a girlfriend. or a boyfriend. or whatever. you have to have a little bit of experience!

[leadingspirit]

I have, but not since Academy. In case you forgot, I'm old. That was like seven years ago.

[shesgotguts]

youre not THAT old. i was engaged to someone older than you, so trust me. not old.

youre just a bit rusty, thats all! ill teach you everything i know to get you back to skirt-chasing in no time!

[leadingspirit]

I guess I didn't stop to consider that you like older men.

I really should have more of a response for this other than opening my mouth and making no sound.

[shesgotguts]

well, its a more recent development. definitely since all the men here are much more appealing than those high school boys.

you should, but ill take this as a yes. milly ashford's seduction techniques rarely fail!

[leadingspirit]

Guess I'd rather you prefer older guys than be a cradle robber. You're not old enough to be a cougar.

Suddenly questioning the course of this coffee date.

[shesgotguts]

not yet! but one day, i will be. and i cant wait for that. i need to complete the trifecta of unattainability! ive already got jailbait and hot mom under my belt. cougar is all thats left!

hmm. maybe you wont have to imagine me when youre all by your lonesome. you might get a chance at the real deal.

[leadingspirit]

Somehow I feel like these shouldn't be accomplishments but here we are.

Um.

[shesgotguts]

i know im pretty. might as well give myself goals to do something with it instead of being just a trophy wife or a trophy lay or a trophy anything. so of course were here!

see, unlike you, im never ashamed, but if youd like i can start digging a hole in the backyard for myself.

[leadingspirit]

You shouldn't be a trophy. Human beings aren't trophies.

I never said I was ashamed, just embarrassed. I mean I'm not usually in the habit of talking about what I do in private times.

[shesgotguts]

huh. thats a nice thought, isnt it.

dont be embarrassed! like i said, its natural to do things like that! better to be open about them than not, right?

[leadingspirit]

I've. Got a lot of friends with humanity issues.

I think I had your mindset when I was in college. Maybe.

[shesgotguts]

do you? do they feel like theyre not like everyone else? or do they hate the whole human race? or something else?

so maybe ill grow out of this. maybe in a decade ill be demure and shy!

[leadingspirit]

It's. A really long story. Maybe I'll tell you over coffee.

No offense, but I doubt that.

[SO HEY WHAT IF THAT'S A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR.]