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[shesgotguts]

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[leadingspirit]

I guess I didn't stop to consider that you like older men.

I really should have more of a response for this other than opening my mouth and making no sound.

[shesgotguts]

well, its a more recent development. definitely since all the men here are much more appealing than those high school boys.

you should, but ill take this as a yes. milly ashford's seduction techniques rarely fail!

[leadingspirit]

Guess I'd rather you prefer older guys than be a cradle robber. You're not old enough to be a cougar.

Suddenly questioning the course of this coffee date.

[shesgotguts]

not yet! but one day, i will be. and i cant wait for that. i need to complete the trifecta of unattainability! ive already got jailbait and hot mom under my belt. cougar is all thats left!

hmm. maybe you wont have to imagine me when youre all by your lonesome. you might get a chance at the real deal.

[leadingspirit]

Somehow I feel like these shouldn't be accomplishments but here we are.

Um.

[shesgotguts]

i know im pretty. might as well give myself goals to do something with it instead of being just a trophy wife or a trophy lay or a trophy anything. so of course were here!

see, unlike you, im never ashamed, but if youd like i can start digging a hole in the backyard for myself.

[leadingspirit]

You shouldn't be a trophy. Human beings aren't trophies.

I never said I was ashamed, just embarrassed. I mean I'm not usually in the habit of talking about what I do in private times.

[shesgotguts]

huh. thats a nice thought, isnt it.

dont be embarrassed! like i said, its natural to do things like that! better to be open about them than not, right?

[leadingspirit]

I've. Got a lot of friends with humanity issues.

I think I had your mindset when I was in college. Maybe.

[shesgotguts]

do you? do they feel like theyre not like everyone else? or do they hate the whole human race? or something else?

so maybe ill grow out of this. maybe in a decade ill be demure and shy!

[leadingspirit]

It's. A really long story. Maybe I'll tell you over coffee.

No offense, but I doubt that.

[SO HEY WHAT IF THAT'S A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR.]

[shesgotguts]

id like to hear it, but no pressure! you can tell me whenever youd like

aw, come on! it could happen! maybe. possibly.

[what's that? a knock? it's for her! HE'S HERE. THE DATE HAS ARRIVED. she opens the door with a bright smile, wearing a light blue sundress and flats, looking every bit prepared for a summer adventure.]

There you are! I thought I was going to have to go get you. You know it's awfully rude to make a lady wait. [her smile turns into a teasing grin, and she giggles.]

[leadingspirit]

[He's still looking at his phone for a minute when she answers the door, and clicks the hold button to slip it into his pocket when she appears. He might actually be getting the hang of this modern technology shit.]

See, this is why I don't see you getting demure and shy in old age. Then again, you'll also probably still look twenty when you're forty. And don't you fuss at me for being late, you were talking to me the whole time.

[He holds out an elbow for her to take.]

Coffee, then?

[shesgotguts]

[she laughs lightly as she steps towards him, closing the door behind her.]

It's possible. I might just settle down one day, and be embarrassed about what those crazy kids get up to. And I will fuss at you all I want! If it's not you being late because we were talking, then it's you not talking to me to be on time! You can't win!

[she giggles, but then looks surprised for a split second-- how gentlemanly of him!-- before taking his arm.]

Lead the way!