well i am hot... hmm... idk if i really want to take my chances and catch on fire for a photo. and really, thats wasting a perfectly good golf cart. maybe you can be the hotter one for now. ill wait to combust later lmao
[ Something about this text sounds nothing like who he thought he was texting and.. oh shit. He actually has no idea who this person is! Stay cool, America. Don't admit your mistakes. ]
oh yeah ur TOTES hot so hot.. u deserve to text ppl ur picture so they can appreciate ur hotness ppl being me butt u know
[ Hehehehee, so clever! She'll send a pic and he'll see who this person is. ]
[Her message kind of throws him off track of why he was calling her in the first place, and there's a moment of confused silence after the beep.]
...oh, wow, I really don't think I should be guessing what you're up to. I hope I'm not interrupting anything!! Um. Anyway, hello, this is Tanjiro, I... wondered if I could ask you for some advice. If you're busy though, that's okay! Um, have a nice day.
[if she knew what shame was, she would be deeply embarrassed by the voicemail tanjiro was forced to leave. however, she is shameless, and she pays it very little attention, focusing on the fact that a friend needs her help! and boy, is she ready to deliver.]
Hi, honey! I got your call-- you need some advice from me? I wonder what it could be about~ Girls? Romance? How to find the most comfortable spot in the bed? [a laugh.] I've got the answers to them all!
The second one, but not the first, and definitely not the third. Hm. [boy troubles, it seems, and for such a nice young man. nothing she can't figure out somehow!]
Well, I might not have the perfect answer for this, but I am a good listener, and I've had my own problems with romance. So. What's the issue exactly? I can't imagine that it's that you like someone, but they don't like you back. You're too cute for that.
Well, the third one doesn't... really apply, we don't sleep in a bed. [He's very candid about things he doesn't exactly need to be. He fidgets.]
...um. Well, is it okay if I lock this to just us? I guess it's kind of personal, or-- I could buy you some coffee or something, if you wouldn't mind meeting up? [He vastly prefers talking in person. And he laughs, the sound impressively shy.] It's... no, not exactly.
Hold on, what do you mean you don't sleep in a bed. Do you have, like, a burrow?!
[wrong thing to focus on. anyway.]
Listen, you tell me what you need from me, and not the other way around. If this is reeeeally personal, we lock this up, and you can come over to my place, or I go to yours, and we can talk about it. Easy peasy! Step one, solved!
i would love to come join you under a table just not one full of gum. think you can scope out a better one for us? also prison??? was it here? on that secret level?
is that the one question? because the answer to that is sometimes! when i feel like it lol but if youre asking for another one, ill do my best. promise ill answer with as much honesty as i possess rn.
Alright I will, once I can stand up! Yeah ... did I never tell you? Back where I'm from I had a 500 year sentence Jury's still out about here, but I haven't gotten caught yet
No I have an important question and you have to tell me the truth It's very important Very Important
500 YEARS?????? you mustve gotten out of it by being on your best behaviour, right? bc you dont look over 499. but like... im so sorry. any amount of time would be awful...
idk if i believe its very important, but i, camilla eleanor ashford, swear that i will answer honestly to whatever question you ask. and thats the truth as well. just a whole bunch of honesty from me. consider urself lucky.
Remember how we decided we'd tell each other when things happened with the whole "confessing to" or "doing things" with our close friends whom we have more than platonic feelings for?
!!!!! TANJIRO GETTIN BIZAAAAAAAAAAY how was it was it everything you hoped for and more does he feel the same tell me everything!! i have no updates for you lmao but now is not the time for me i want to know every juicy detail about YOU!!! >:3
[This is the sound of Tanjiro mashing his face into his keyboard in excited embarrassment. Thank you, Milly, for helping him act like the dumbass teenage boy he hasn't really taken the time to realize he is.]
It was something, we'll leave it at that Because I feel like details would be oversharing?? I don't know etiquette here. And it's... I dunno! We did a little discussing of feelings, but mostly nothing's changed? But in a good way. Like I'd much rather our friendship stay the same, as long as he knows my feelings. He's sort of hard to figure, but he came to me for, uh Things, So that could pretty easily be Inosuke code for the same stance.
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( TEXT. ) MAY 28th | un: FUCKYEAH | misfire
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and it did that
cause im so hot
LMAOOOOO ;)
if ur hot just sit in it and im sure it'll do the same thing, daddyio!
anywya yeah its still on fire
doing it for the tok tik
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whats a tok tik? like a clock?
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oh yeah
ur TOTES hot
so hot.. u deserve to text ppl ur picture so they can appreciate ur hotness
ppl being me
butt u know
[ Hehehehee, so clever! She'll send a pic and he'll see who this person is. ]
it's an app!! like vine but more cringey
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but okaaaaaay if you insist! ;)
[and so, this photo is sent, seconds after he asks.]
totes hot, right? i think i look pretty good there lmao
vine? going to be honest, im very lost bc i dont know either of those apps. i know prismaps tho!
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voice; 6/7 let's make it a ree day chat
...oh, wow, I really don't think I should be guessing what you're up to. I hope I'm not interrupting anything!! Um. Anyway, hello, this is Tanjiro, I... wondered if I could ask you for some advice. If you're busy though, that's okay! Um, have a nice day.
REE DAY CHAT i'm here for it!!
Hi, honey! I got your call-- you need some advice from me? I wonder what it could be about~ Girls? Romance? How to find the most comfortable spot in the bed? [a laugh.] I've got the answers to them all!
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Um..., kind of the second one, I guess. But not the first. [Hi Mom I'm a little gay.]
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Well, I might not have the perfect answer for this, but I am a good listener, and I've had my own problems with romance. So. What's the issue exactly? I can't imagine that it's that you like someone, but they don't like you back. You're too cute for that.
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...um. Well, is it okay if I lock this to just us? I guess it's kind of personal, or-- I could buy you some coffee or something, if you wouldn't mind meeting up? [He vastly prefers talking in person. And he laughs, the sound impressively shy.] It's... no, not exactly.
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[wrong thing to focus on. anyway.]
Listen, you tell me what you need from me, and not the other way around. If this is reeeeally personal, we lock this up, and you can come over to my place, or I go to yours, and we can talk about it. Easy peasy! Step one, solved!
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this icon is entirely your fault
no!!! how dare you do this to me
you did it to yourselffffff also this one's worse sorry not sorry
that one IS worse how dare you x2
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Text — it’s tradition time
I’m on the floor
Looking up
And there’s a lot of gum
Why not throw it away?
But no, it’s there
i love tradition time, every time
do you need someone to rescue you from your (absolutely disgusting) prison and put you back on top where you belong?
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I'll crawl my way out soon
Unless you want to come join me
But anyway more important than the gum, I've got a question for you
Can you be completely honest?
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also prison??? was it here? on that secret level?
is that the one question? because the answer to that is sometimes! when i feel like it lol
but if youre asking for another one, ill do my best. promise ill answer with as much honesty as i possess rn.
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Yeah ... did I never tell you? Back where I'm from
I had a 500 year sentence
Jury's still out about here, but I haven't gotten caught yet
No I have an important question and you have to tell me the truth
It's very important
Very
Important
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idk if i believe its very important, but i, camilla eleanor ashford, swear that i will answer honestly to whatever question you ask. and thats the truth as well. just a whole bunch of honesty from me. consider urself lucky.
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8/17, text, i'm not sorry
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do declare! i cant take the suspense!!!
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[There's a long pause, where he realizes he's actually kind of shy about announcing this?? So he fidgets with his phone for a while.]
private to milly;
This, uh.
Would be me telling you about that.
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TANJIRO GETTIN BIZAAAAAAAAAAY
how was it was it everything you hoped for and more does he feel the same tell me everything!!
i have no updates for you lmao but now is not the time for me
i want to know every juicy detail about YOU!!! >:3
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[This is the sound of Tanjiro mashing his face into his keyboard in excited embarrassment. Thank you, Milly, for helping him act like the dumbass teenage boy he hasn't really taken the time to realize he is.]
It was something, we'll leave it at that
Because I feel like details would be oversharing??
I don't know etiquette here.
And it's... I dunno! We did a little discussing of feelings, but mostly nothing's changed? But in a good way.
Like I'd much rather our friendship stay the same, as long as he knows my feelings. He's sort of hard to figure, but he came to me for, uh
Things,
So that could pretty easily be Inosuke code for the same stance.
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it's riot punch time :)
good bc tbh tanjiro is already a riot
my fave riot too
he's a good riot.
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