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CODE GEASS: Hangyaku no Lelouch

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[Cookie delivery! One sugar cookie wrapped in white paper and boxed up in a small...well, equally plain box, coming up. The also-very-plain card has this message written impeccably with fountain pen:

Miss Ashford,

Consider my thanks for indulging me when the landlord made us do strange and ridiculous tasks. But perhaps it might not be prudent to eat it.

- M. Edgeworth]

[of course, she shoved it in her mouth immediately. landy's a great baker. milly doesn't have a landlord cookie to give him, but she does have a white chocolate macademia nut cookie she made to give him! also, a note--]

Hi Miles!

Thanks for the cookie! Here's one in return-- not a landlord cookie. An Ashford cookie. Drop by sometime, won't you? We'd love to have you over for dinner.

With love,
~Milly

[both of these are left in his inbox with as much care as she could muster in a drive by.]

[Well. O...kay. An Ashford cookie at least doesn't make you do Weird Things.

Instead of writing a note and stuffing it into her mailbox, he leaves her a voice message.]

Thank you for the...Ashford cookie. I suppose I only have your word that it is your creation and not the Landlord's. [Don't trick him! He vowed not to eat any cookies he receives that were made by Landy!]

Edited 2014-08-29 14:24 (UTC)

[whatever she picked up the phone because PHONE TAG SUCKS.]

All me, I promise! Landy's cookies aren't terrible, but mine are better, I promise! Euphie helped too, so they should be extra good. [she giggles.] Miles, do you really think I would lie to you about something like that? I want people to know my cooking is the best here. I'm not letting Landy take all the credit!

Er...n-no, I simply wanted to be certain. But I doubt that the landlord was hoping to win patrons with his baked goods.

He won me over! They're pretty tasty, so I'm fine with it. But you're safe from him. You'll have to let me know how you like them-- I'll send you more if you want.

Actually, it was delicious. [After being satisfied that this is indeed an Ashford cookie, which means it is safe for consumption with no ill effects like accidentally falling in love with someone or suddenly smooth talking every lady he comes across, he ate it.] But I'd rather not inconvenience you further. [Translation: No, really, no need to send me more, you'd just get tired from all that baking.]

[what, do you mean he's not accidentally falling in love with milly and smooth talking with her? THE COOKIE FAILED....] I'm glad you liked it! But don't worry! If I make another batch, I'll totally hand deliver them to you. Like, at work. Where do you work, anyway?

[NOT TODAY, SILLY COOKIE. NOT TODAY.]

At the Court of Justice, but please, that won't be necessary.

I know it's not necessary, but I'll drop by anyway. Surprise visits are always fun! I'd like to have more people see me at work, but. Well...

Anyway, be on the lookout for me!

Er...a-all right... [If that's what you want, sure...]

I'll try not to give people the wrong idea-- after all, a pretty girl visiting you at work could be sort of suspicious-- but I can't make any promises.

...I'm certain that should be no cause for suspicion.

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voicemail;

here's the mail it never fails - oh whatever auste go to bed

IT MAKES ME WANT TO WAG MY TAIL-- look at what you did

WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL actually this is a [voice] message

i'm going to sing the song like that now.

Your new answering machine message

you should hear my ACTUAL answering machine. B) it's as ree as it can get.

I wish I had an answering machine to leave an Austemessage on

grab someone's phone and make it yours.

...isn't that stealing

no it's not. stealing is illegal. i would never suggest that.

Okay so I'll take the phone, put my Austemessage, then give back phone?

but why give it back. they might want you to have it forever.

...oh well then