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[the first time he did this, she was so surprised that she almost fell out of the window. it wasn't so romantic as it was hilarious. (but it was still one of the most charming displays of affection she'd ever seen...) no matter how many times he does it, though, she'll be thrilled, eyes alight with nothing short of magic.

there's a tapping on the window, one she recognises now, and she pulls herself away from her novel and her bed, opening the curtains slowly to tease him a bit, taking her time in revealing herself. she pretends not to know what's happening, looking around a bit before finding him under her window. smiling brightly, she opens her window, then leans out of it to see him better.]

I thought you'd never come, my knight. [she gazes at him, a dreamy sigh escaping her.] Quiet, though... we don't want to wake the children.

[Ah yes. The moonlight reflecting that golden hair and providing a halo up above. Kondo feels his heart aflutter and he knows it isn't gas. He beams right back up at her, hand folded across his chest so he can bow. A gentleman, after all. Well, he's learning.]

You can always count on me to show up, even if I'm a little late. I'd even miss a premier episode for you, my Lady.

[he giggles-- er, its an extremely manly one.] Alright, alright. We can't let them get ideas like this into their little heads!

[the bow is almost enough to get her to swoon, but she just laughs lightly, resting her elbows on the windowsill, and her chin in her hands.]

I'm touched! I wouldn't make you do that, though. That first episode is always the most important. [she gives him a wink, then leans out the window a little more.]

I'm not worried about the ideas. But they're awfully cranky risers, you know. Little dukes and duchesses can turn into dragons without enough sleep! [just take her word for it.] Are you coming up here, Sir Kondo, or should I meet you down there?

Ah, but I know one royal who is an angel even when she's cranky and doesn't have enough sleep.

[God, that smile and that wink of hers! He could swoon himself, and almost does as he pivots around, does a spin, his own smile widening.]

Is the door unlocked for me? That's rather unsafe...but I could do a check, just in case some intruder has come around.

[oh, he's going to destroy her. between his words and his actions, she's going to need a fainting couch sooner rather than later. but--] You'll have to introduce them to me sometime. I'd like to meet them.

[she giggles to herself, then cocks her head to the side, her eyes not leaving him for a moment.] Of course the door is unlocked for you. Though, maybe I should grow out my hair so you can climb it and we won't have to worry about locks! Well, at least not the ones on doors. [get it? locks? like hair? she's the funniest.]

She's a lot closer than you might think.

[To his (dis???)credit he actually doubles over and laughs about that one. Like a full belly laugh, so hard he has to clutch at said abs. Give him a minute. When he's done he just grins up at her.]

I wouldn't want to give you split ends or anything...but that's kind of you to open up to me. I'll be up there in a second, okay? Don't miss me too much.

[and with a wink he pops inside the door, shutting it quietly behind him with a click of the lock. He inhales deeply....the entire place just has a Milly feel to it, whereever you might look.]

[a man that laughs at her jokes is her favourite kind of man, and she laughs with him, smiling brightly at him. he's adorable, and if he denies it, she's going to kiss him until he accepts it.

she's about to make a cheesy comment about how she misses him when they're apart for even a second, but it never quite gets to him, as he's already disappeared around the side of the house and to the front door. part of her wants to wait in her room, to be the picture of nonchalance and sex appeal, but that can happen next time. instead, she sneaks out of her room, looking down the hall to make sure her kids aren't awake before descending the stairs with cat-like stealth, like a bond girl in a lacy nightgown, but with more excitement, and possibly squealing. from the middle of the stair case she gives him a tiny wave, and once she's reached the bottom, there's nothing stopping her from bounding over to him. she doesn't embrace him, though. she stops short of touching him, opting to play a little bit coy.]

Hello, Isao~ Have you always been so good at sneaking into houses?

[aww and he'd had his arms spread wide to receive her, too! But Kondo doesn't drop them to his sides when she merely stops, and the grin doesn't even diminish either.

Her in that little nightgown, her hair in soft waves around that smiling face....god. There's nothing like it. Nothing at all. Nothing like the joy of being with her-- except the one that's missing. The piece to make them complete.

That doesn't mean he can't be in awe of her for a moment. He shakes his head, to shake himself out of it and--]

Not sneak! Its for covert operations. Like this one. One of my faves~

[and then, alright, he's just gathering her up in his arms]

[the way he looks at her makes her think that someone else is behind her-- he can't possibly be this happy to see her. (has otae arrived? is aikuro in her house as well?) she looks over her shoulder for a second to check, and no one is there... he's really this starstruck by her? the feeling is certainly mutual.

giggling softly, she bounces on her toes, the international signal for "i'm so ready to kiss you".] Good thing you like it so much, because it's one my favourites too.

[now she stops teasing him, throwing her arms around him and kissing all over his face, her final destination his lips.]

[He doesn't have a moment to spare her a questioning look at the look she gives behind her shoulder because suddenly Kondo's got his arms literally full of Milly, grappling his hands behind her thighs to hold him to her.

Their heaving bosoms as one and everything. He returns the kisses as best he can, laughing against her, brushes their noses together.]

Well hello there. It is indeed....but one of my most favorites is right here.

[good thing he caught her. though, if he didn't, she would've taken him down with her. (they probably would've been just as happy on the floor...) wrapping her arms around his neck, she clings to him and kisses him again, eyes shut as smiles at him.]

Oh, Isao~ You're too good to me. Careful with your sugar words, though. Once you start, I might not let you stop! [she giggles, opening her eyes to look at him curiously.] So what do I owe the pleasure of you visiting me to? [her eyes light up with an idea, and that light spreads over her face.] Have you come to spend the night with me?

We might have to just deal and become cotton candy. All wrapped up and sugary~

[To add insul- sugar? To sugary? (instead of injury), Kondo spins her around and around and around, slowly. Fingers rub along her thighs.]

Well, my darling lady~ I'm here to spend time with you of course. And then I'll slip away into the night with the sight of your peaceful sleeping face in my heart.

[He places a delicate little kiss to the tip of her nose]

[she giggles once more-- she feels like she's floating with him, every part of her light and airy, almost like cotton candy-- and gazes at him with absolute adoration, her heart fluttering when he kisses her nose.]

I'm glad you came, then. But can't you stay? My bed's so big and lonely now that Xanxus is gone... I understand if you have to go, but... [she pouts, and looks away from him for a moment, only to glance back to him with a mischievous glint in her eyes.] Is there anything I can do to convince you to stay?

[Oh nooo oh no oh no oh no...the saucy look is almost as bad as the doe eyes or pouting. Isao, you're in deep shit now.

But his smile never wavers, and his heart only fills. How can he resist that bottom lip, huh? How is he supposed to? Leaning in, he bites her juicy bottom lip gently, scrapes his teeth over it and then presses a kiss to her mouth]

I could...probably stay until the sun comes up. Just to make sure no one tries for a panty raid?

[if he's in deep shit, she's buried in shit. even when he's trying to be cute, he's damn sexy and nearly irresistible. (at least if she sneezes, he won't know.) she can't help but whimper a little at the contrast between sharp teeth and such a soft kiss. it's not one of pain, though, and that shows on her face when she pulls away and before she buries her face in the crook of his neck.]

How thoughtful! My lingerie will be extra safe tonight. [she smiles against his skin, and kisses his neck sweetly.] Though, you should stay for breakfast. I'd hate it if my man left hungry.

[oh he will find out about her sneezes, don't doubt him. He's like mgruff the crime dog or some- nevermind that's gross.

The noise she makes has Kondo tingling pleasantly all over, heat curled inside his chest he's afraid he might burst.

Not to mention 'my man'. He's over the moon, he's spinning her around once, twice, and then shifting to curl his arm under her knees in bridal style.]

Well how can I pass up a chance for my lady to grace me with something yummy...how can I? I just can't. Now...it's time for mighty fine ladies to get their beauty rest, yeah?

[Package Secured (no, not that one), he starts up the stairs]

[he's never going to find out ever. he's not the scooby gang, he's not revealing any secrets, and she's not some ghost bear. nope.

at the shifting of positions, she squeals and holds onto him tighter, looking up at him with a soft smile.]

I'm not even tired, Isao. I don't expect to sleep any time soon, especially if you're in bed with me~ [she doesn't mean anything dirty by that, but it sure sounds like it.] I could stay up all night with you.

[the ghost bear is gonna be revealed to be Mr. Johnson, the old butler. Just you wait

Beaming, he squeezes the back of her knees gently and sways as he carries her up and up and up--]

Hmmmm, that sounds troublesome! I should've known you'd be wide awake...guess I'll haveta serenade you to sleep then. [his cheeks redden] We'll need to stay active and wear you out.

[no, it's going to be JOHN CENAAAAAA.

she laughs lightly, nuzzling her nose against his neck, trying to be sweet, but he's only encouraging her filthy thoughts. that girlish giggle transforms into a low chuckle, and she traces a finger down his chest.]

As much as I'd like to hear you sing again, I'm curious about how you intend to wear me out. [let's see how flustered he gets.]

[get out

Ok she's going to kill him. Is that her plan? Is she that diabolical? Bonerlical? ....Kondo is pretty sure she's partly that way, yes. But is that her intention now? He's getting too warm in the face to decide, and then a flare of heat bolts up where her finger traces his chest.

He shimmies her in his arms a little, a spring in his step]

Oh, I have my ideas...but they're surprises. We don't wanna ruin it, right?

[of your swamp? no.

of course she's partly like that, but she might be holding off on homicide for a bit. she can't destroy him before she's seen him naked. that would be a waste! sliding her hand back up his chest to his shoulder, she glances up to him with a hint of a smirk.]

Of course! But can't you give me a hint? Just one~?

[you will be drowned in waffles

ok but that's nice....a sound almost like a purr rumbles through his body and he leans in to nuzzle his cheek to hers. God, she smells so good]

Well...it involves our knees touching.

[GOOD. bonkey approves.

now he's going to kill her. that's not fair. he can't be this alluring, not when he's trying to keep it innocent. (maybe?) she nuzzles him in return, closing her eyes for a moment.]

That's quite the hint. Is that all I'm getting? And is that all we're doing?

[LEAVE

He peers into her face, the way her lashes curl just so over apple'd cheeks, the flush of warmth he feels in her little body, radiating into his, and for a moment he can't decide, before the door, how to get it open.

And then he remembers he's got a foot, the door was open just a tiny crack, and so he nudges a toe in there to push it open.]

That's not all-- what do you take my surprises for, hmmm~? It's gotta be great.

[NEVER. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

his pause in front of the door gets her to open her eyes and giggle softly at him, also swinging out her foot to push at the door. teamwork!]

Of course it'll be great. It's one of your surprises, isn't it? [there's an earnestness in her voice, but she doesn't look at him, opting to face forward into her room.]

this is cute and i hate you

u luv me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YEAH I DO

GET THE FUCK OUT HOW DARE YOU

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) i always dare me

PUNCHES IN THE ANUS

( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) sign me up

FARTS IN YOUR NOSE

kinky. i'm down. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

farts in your lungs GOODBYE

( ͡¬ ͜ʖ ͡¬) hello

LEAVE (get out) ITS THE END OF UUU AND MEEEE

THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE LYRICS ( ͡O _ʖ ͡O)

they are now

i'm always down for the liz remix

u best b or else this demo is gon drop ~

your mixtape is gonna be so hot it'll make me look cool

gets u a fan

thank u, boo boo. i'm disappointed i missed the chance to say "liz reemix" tho

FUCK...thats a good one too

dreeco malfoy has ur back

thanks...i appreciate it; u dont have 2 go 2 ur room this time

thanks dad ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

puts u over my knee

oh my~ what kind of dad are you