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[ALL HE CAN HEAR IS HIS OWN BONER CRYING OUT IN PAIN AND HORROR! ALSO CONFUSION BC THIS IS HIS FRIEND?!?!?!]

RAINBOW IS NICE...IS THAT YOUR FAVE THEN?? IT TOTES COUNTS

i dont
do you?

[shhh, kondo's boner. it'll be okay. friends give friends boners sometimes. it happens. it's part of the friendship. kind of. sexy friendship... that launches itself into something more........]

it is! i think it counts too.

thats a shame! you seem like youd have a very strong middle name. like edward! or bartholomew! and i have four middle names, actually. my full name is camilla eleanor louise adelaide theodora ashford. and then there's the matter of titles...

what did you want to be when you grew up when were little?

[ITS STILL YELLING it might never stop yelling? at least for a good week or two. WHAT IS THIS SEXY FRIENDSHIP?? whats it supposed to do with this]

yUP YUP YUPPP LOL 

isao bartholomew kondo??? thats a mouthful. thats what she-- i mean. yeah. ALSO HOLY CRAP THATS ALL YOUR NAME?! thats definitely a mouthful...but its a really pretty name, youve got a lovely name! so milly comes from camilla? CAMILLA ELEANOR!!! 

well i havent been canon updated lately so probably something like a rock star who fights crime

['the yodeling boner' sounds like a great children's book. a kid's how-to guide on dealing with hot friends who flirt all the time.]

well, maybe not exactly bartholomew, but in that same vein. it sounds very dignified! and hardy. like you!!

thats all my name. but it doesnt sound like me. it sound like what i couldve been. i was to be the duchess of cascadia by birth, but we lost that. then i couldve been the countess of berkshire, but i broke off the engagement. so milly suits me just fine. or milla, maybe but its not the same. anyway, thank you. i can only hope it matches its bearer!

you would be a great rock star/superhero. id go to all your concerts. front row and everything!

[some tastes include everybody poops while others of a more sophisticated palate enjoy the yodeling boners. that also sounds like a gay bar]

what vein? THAT vein? whats close to bart? YOU THINK IM DIGNIFIED AND HARDY?!?!! .////, milly-chan...

i think youve made it you. parents probably hope for the best with names like that, that the kid will meet that meaning, but youve definitely made it your own. youve shaped yourself and that name to be something youre worthy of. and milla and milly are super cute just like you 

would you throw me candy? or shoes?

[a gay bar i would absolutely frequent. it also sounds like an acapella quartet that sings sexy songs. all good things. kondo could create an empire from this.]

no not THAT vein. a different one. ruben and nicholas are in the same category, i think. ruben more, though. and of course i think youre hardy and dignified!

my parents hoped i wouldve been a princess. that name is for the empress of britannia. or a duchess. or a countess. i never reached that, which is for the best, i think. but as long as you like milly and milla, why bother with lady ashford?

id throw you candy, of course! your favourite! the shoes will only happen if youre not listening or you ask for shoes.

[and all he needed was a little inspiration from his new muse...to think he could have gone his entire life without this miracle]

just making sure we're on the right shaft-- i mean page! ruben is nice..the sandwiches are yummy. HARDY AND DIGNIFIED?! ME??? I STILL FIND THAT SO AMAZING TO HEAR 

you're a classy, loyal royal in your soul, thats for sure. and they expected a lot from you..that must've been hard. but you're a classy lady, a kind lady, through and through. and thats more important than status. 

i cant say i have a shoe fetish, so candy it is! <3 oh dont worry i'll listen to your orders, m'lady

[what a muse. he may regret this decision later.]

id like to be on the right shaft i mean page. ill have to pass your compliments to my grandfather if i see him again. but you are absolutely both of those things. do you not think so?

it was hard. i was their only child, and i was the only chance we had at being nobility again. but i ruined that chance, and they were so disappointed in me for it. i just couldnt be someones trophy wife! i think im so much more than that! whether thats true or not is left in the air... [ugh, she still can't figure out her feelings about her parents. and she might never be able to...]

no shoe fetish? disappointing. but that raises a question: whats a kink of yours?

[he's too stupid to and shes too hot]

please dont tell him about the shaft thing, if hes royalty he could be like OFF WITH HIS HEAD and it'll be the head i need most to pass on my royal line. i think i'm a pretty okay guy, i mean i was designed to be pretty low on the scale. but i have enough, is what i mean.

you ARE so much more than that! you're a warrior of the soul. you fight for these things. i wish they would have been able to see that....i'm sorry that they didnt. 

no shoe fetish. well i like being thrown into ceilings...being tied up would be nice...riding crops
do friends usually talk about this...

[rip in pieces both of them, honestly.]

lmao i wont. my grandfather isnt royalty, though. unless being the king of partying counts. he makes me look like an amateur... and you know, youre than pretty okay. youre amazing.

i dont know what they saw in me. i never bothered to ask. my parents werent bad people... they just wanted something i couldnt give them. i wish i went through with the marriage, if only for their sake.

i cant throw you into a ceiling but i can try to pin you up against a wall! riding crops are nice, and being tied up is nicer. have you ever been blindfolded?

of course they talk about this! havent you ever had a sleepover? this is all you talk about at one.

it could count...and you're a lady. ladies cant be amateurs. well thank you, but you are too. super amazing <3!! one of the classiest people i know, inside and out

parents can tend to be like that...because they want so much for their child, because that's their CHILD. its understandable how that could kinda get messed up. and no, no, NO MILLY-CHAN! you cant sacrifice your happiness like that. above all else, above all the things they wanted for you....in the end, no parent wants that. no matter how much they've been changed

OPFJD[APODFJA MILLYCHAN!!! thats hot....i havent been blindfolded, no. are you into it? 

idk if the shinsengumi training nights count, and the sleepover i went to here i woke up without knowing what happened and i was wearing another guys pants? so...

do you always give such sweet compliments to your friends, or are these just for me?

isao, ive sacrificed my happiness too many times to count. but making other people happy makes me happy, so its not really a sacrifice after all. and my parents... i dont know. we operated much differently in britannia than here... i stopped being their child once i was old enough to be married.

you think its hot? ;) ill remember that. im into it. im into a lot of things. say, would you blindfold me?

they count. i think. but whose pants did you have on? and what did you do to get them, huh? didnt know you swung that way~

yes NO? both? idk but you deserve them!! you need to hear them even if you dont think so 

it IS A SACRIFICE IF YOURE GIVING AWAY YOURSELF!! if youre giving your smile away. you should ALWAYS be given the chance to smile freely, milly. always. it just aint worth it otherwise, and people want to see you be able to do that....it does sound a lot different, and i'm sad your happiness wasnt at the top of some lists...and that its seen that way. i mean, how can you not be their child?! slot A and tab B made you! youre never not someones child even if its not blood or even if youre old. my kids'll always be my kids even though we're not related and even if they move out. 

its.....very very hot. scorching. if YOU WANT ME TO...i would, yea. i mean if you want 

i dont even know how i swing anymore tbh..everythings confusing...it was aikuros pants
like literally not like THAT

as much as i love compliments, i can live without them. you might spoil me if you give me more than im used to, though. be careful!

im glad you and i feel the same way about family, but its not that easy where im from. your children arent just children. theyre your heirs, your legacy. and every young noble feels that burden. you have a duty to your name, your blood, and your empire to be strong and flourish. it mightve been easier for other nobles, but theres no way it was going to be easy for me. my parents were loyalists, britannian to the core.

but. to smile freely. that sounds so romantic, doesnt it? a world where that's possible. maybe thats why im here.

do your best to cool down, wont you? if i want? i do. will you blindfold me and keep my hands above my head? sure, one hand is pinning me, but the other can go wherever it wants~

swing like me. in a circle. like on a tire swing. problem solved! but dont worry. aikuro is... confusing. very confusing. but why HIS pants?

i dont think theres anything wrong with spoiling here and there...its good for you. it makes you feel special and i dont see anything wrong there either

well no offense BUT THATS STUPID!!! sure, your kids are your legacy but THEY get to choose how they fulfill that! because its THEIR lives. all you can do is watch on and be there for them when they need it, and finally let them go when its time. TCH 

thats right, its possible here. maybe its meant to be. 

MMIXLLYHCHAN!!!!!!!!! 
mabybe behind your back 

ITS NOT SOLVED its still confusing. HE IS!! that jerk...idk why his pants tho?? probably because sakata wears pants and also other stuff like cosplay, same with zura minus the pants

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