voicemail;

[shesgotguts]

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

video || voice || text || inventory

Comments

text;

[shesgotguts]

great! im counting on you, makoto! i need your sensible nature to keep my budget safe, and your teenage hormones to help me pick sexy things.

[leadingspirit]

Hate to break it to you, but no sparkling wit on the first date. I like to play dumb until the point I know someone isn't just trying to outsmart me. Call it national security, if you will. ;)

Are you a kid flipping or a kid being flipped?

Yeah yeah, I'm almost there. Texting one-handed is surprisingly hard.

voice

[formerbanchou]

[This is a phone call instead of an in-person conversation, because Mafuyu feels a bit better knowing she can hang up if things go wrong. It is also voice, because she doesn't want Milly to see her face.

But yes, phone call is happening.]

Milly?

voice

[shesgotguts]

[that's all fine. as long as her daughter is talking to her! better than nothing!]

No, you've reached her secretary, Eleanor. I'm sorry, Mafuyu, she's busy feeding cats or something. May I take a message? [but then she laughs, like the ass she is.] Hi, darling. What's up?

voice

[formerbanchou]

[She is about to respond seriously (What? Milly totally could have a secretary at the strip club!) but then Milly breaks character and she catches on.]

Oh, it is you!

[A pause.]

Um...I wanted to say something to you? If it's not a bad time, I mean, if it is I can call back later.

voice

[shesgotguts]

Of course it's me. I can't believe you didn't recognise my voice right away!

[she laughs again, but it's not mean-spirited, no. this is all in good fun!]

Don't worry. It's always the right time to talk to you. I just hope what you have to say isn't terrible! [aka please don't break my weenie heart. i'm in public.]

text;

[sealant]

Count more on one than the other.

voice

[formerbanchou]

[If there is any heart-breaking, it's entirely unintentional.]

It's not terrible, but. Well.

I'm sorry.

voice

[shesgotguts]

Sorry? Sorry for what? [well, she has an idea, but...] I don't think you've done anything you need to apologise for.

[shesgotguts]

then i guess ill have to be witty and charming instead. what a shame! though i doubt youre playing dumb. youre just going to let me do all the work and still have your fun. smart move.

mhmm. which do you think i am?

one-handed, huh? if i didnt trust your word, id wonder if you were up to something else~

[leadingspirit]

Sometimes I can be clever.

I'd wager flipping, but if you're in a tube I'm flipping you. Just sayin'.

You dirty bird, I am not jacking off while texting you under the ruse of coming over to take you out for coffee. I mean I won't say it hasn't happened before, but.

[There's a pause.]

...fuck I did not just admit that.

[shesgotguts]

really now? i never wouldve guessed.

interesting. remind me to never go inner tubing with you.

[the latter half of the text gets her to nearly drop her phone, and she goes through a quite a few emotions in rapidfire succession. confusion, then a bit of disgust, but then curiosity, and finally, she settles on teasing the living hell out of him.]

my, my. kazuya~ and you call me the dirty bird! does this happen with all the girls you meet? more importantly, would it happen with me?

[leadingspirit]

What's that? Remind you to go innertubing with me? Sure thing, consider it a date for the future.

Oh my God I will just go dig a hole in the backyard and bury myself in it now, thanks.

[shesgotguts]

we havent even gone on one date and youre already suggesting another one. arent you eager.

you cant do that before you answer me! all the girls? including me? have you thought about me before?

[leadingspirit]

Dream big or go home.

Not all, and just once. Can I go bury myself in the yard now.

[shesgotguts]

so now you dream about me! kazuya, youre just full of surprises.

just once? im disappointed. i would hope you thought about me more than that, imagined me in so many different ways... you should tell me what goes on in that attractive head of yours~ but youre free to bury yourself in the yard. well, after you tell me.

[leadingspirit]

Debating the merits of just burying myself in shame and rain-checking this date since I suddenly feel like it might be awkward in almost every way possible.

[shesgotguts]

its only awkward if you make it so! i dont think theres going to be a problem. and dont be ashamed. you needed a little something extra to finish a job! im glad i could help. and who is to say that i havent thought of you the same way? ;)

buuuuut if you want to put it off, thats alright. i can be patient.

[leadingspirit]

[Internal and also external yelling. He might die.]

I'm not sure why I'm surprised by this response

[shesgotguts]

[pls don't die taki. u haven't even banged her.]

im not sure why either. whats the surprising part?

[leadingspirit]

Probably the part where you're not weirded out.

[shesgotguts]

why should i be? its human desire. im not going to be grossed out by an attractive man thinking im attractive either.

[leadingspirit]

Okay that's fair.

I'm being a little immature about this I think. I am entirely not used to even the slightest bit of skirt-chasing or courtship.

[shesgotguts]

i find it hard to believe youve never had a girlfriend. or a boyfriend. or whatever. you have to have a little bit of experience!

[leadingspirit]

I have, but not since Academy. In case you forgot, I'm old. That was like seven years ago.