No? If I could paint, I'd paint myself, and then hang that above the fireplace.

[if only to annoy her husband...

the mention of a "colony" is so much weirder than just "people from back home", but she rolls with it (as, turns out, she's from a colony too), shutting off the water and facing him to give him all her attention. whatever this colony business is, it should be interesting.]

No, you didn't. I didn't know you were from an empire too...