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CODE GEASS: Hangyaku no Lelouch

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[milly is leaning against her mailbox, flipping through letters, examining her own tin of cookies, when ryuko calls out. looking up, she smiles and walks over to her.]

Hey! Pillow fight girl! [because her actual name escapes her.] Where have you been? I thought you got sent home!

[of course, she shoved it in her mouth immediately. landy's a great baker. milly doesn't have a landlord cookie to give him, but she does have a white chocolate macademia nut cookie she made to give him! also, a note--]

Hi Miles!

Thanks for the cookie! Here's one in return-- not a landlord cookie. An Ashford cookie. Drop by sometime, won't you? We'd love to have you over for dinner.

With love,
~Milly

[both of these are left in his inbox with as much care as she could muster in a drive by.]

[on house 1431's mailbox, (not in, not by, not hung on the flag, actually ON the mailbox) is a bag holding a large tray of white chocolate macademia nut cookies. a couple of them are in pieces, but haha hey. there's a letter in the bag, too, written in bright blue ink and loopy cursive. it reads--]

NAT WE MADE TOO MANY COOKIES I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM EUPHIE AND I ATE HALFISH??? BUT THERE'S JUST TOO MANY. I GAVE YOU THE REST. ALSO, I TRIED FITTING THEM IN YOUR MAILBOX, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM-- THEY'RE MY FAVOURITE. PLEASE SHOVE SOME IN SAYAKA'S MOUTH ON MY BEHALF. LOVE U (´；Д；｀)

~Milly

[ Pillow fight girl.

... She's had worse. At least she refrains from giving her a nickname in return, because it'd probably be rude. ]

Not yet. Guess I'm not that lucky. [ Not that she'd leave, anyway — someone has to keep an eye on Satsuki. She nods at the tin of cookies in Milly's hand. ] You got 'em too, huh?

[was the nickname going to be "boobs"? "t&a"? "look at that booty show me the booty i want the booty"? it should've been.]

Yeah! I think it's kind of sweet that he sent us these. And to give them to other people? He must really want us to be friendly! [she smiles, and glances back to the cookies.] Cute idea, isn't it?

[it would be rude not to make proper note of this, so she sends him a quick text... with the least amount of passive-aggression possible.]

thanks for the cookie makoto

ill be as careful as i can be. you do the same.

milly

[ Don't tempt her. ]

Cute? Dunno if I'd go that far... [ She's too Brash and Hardcore to find anything cute, though. ~~a good joke~~ ] But that means you're okay with trading one, right?

[Well. O...kay. An Ashford cookie at least doesn't make you do Weird Things.

Instead of writing a note and stuffing it into her mailbox, he leaves her a voice message.]

Thank you for the...Ashford cookie. I suppose I only have your word that it is your creation and not the Landlord's. [Don't trick him! He vowed not to eat any cookies he receives that were made by Landy!]

Edited 2014-08-29 14:24 (UTC)

[ despite her having helped him out, she'll get this in her mailbox ~~because he's never done this before~~ ]

[Tightly sealed in a zip locked back and shoved into a letter, Milly will find two (2) brownies in her mailbox. They're very similar to the kind you would find in a supermarket. Or, exactly like them. Because that's what they are. Consider it a blessing he bought them instead of baking them.

There's a small note accompanying the brownies:]

These are no lemon bars, either. But I hope you like them. Thanks for the cookie!

- Ven ☺

[Also scrawled on the back of the note because boy needs to learn how to write smaller:]

Tell me when and I'll be there.

[a picture is sent along with the text-- it's of her and her "daughter", euphie, each of them holding a brownie and smiling. thanks ventus, you helped a family bond. gold star for you.]

we loved them!! thats euphemia btw. shes a princess and my daughter here. u would like her. btw how does wednesday sound, 7pm? do u have any fav foods?

[whatever she picked up the phone because PHONE TAG SUCKS.]

All me, I promise! Landy's cookies aren't terrible, but mine are better, I promise! Euphie helped too, so they should be extra good. [she giggles.] Miles, do you really think I would lie to you about something like that? I want people to know my cooking is the best here. I'm not letting Landy take all the credit!

Totally cute. Cookies are adorable, nine times out of ten. [she laughs, and looks at her tin of cookies, nodding.] I'd love to trade with you! And since you're here first, you can have whatever you want! Do you have a favourite type?

It's a great idea, honestly! I might have to try it myself. You could totally get more people to do it too! Everyone needs a smile now and again.

Mmhm! I'm glad I didn't get someone grumpy though, then they might have hung up on me or something.

And that would've been rude, first of all. Also, really mean. Why hang up on someone as sweet and cheery as you?

Because they're grumpy I guess! I've met some people like that before.

Er...n-no, I simply wanted to be certain. But I doubt that the landlord was hoping to win patrons with his baked goods.

I know a few people like that, but they're no fun. Don't keep grumpy people in your life! It's too short to spend most of it mad.

[it's said with all the confidence in the world too. the wisdom of ages is in her voice. clearly she is the sage-iest of sages.]

He won me over! They're pretty tasty, so I'm fine with it. But you're safe from him. You'll have to let me know how you like them-- I'll send you more if you want.

Aah, that makes a lot of sense! You should have fun while you can, right?

[Though bothering grumpy people can be fun too...]

Actually, it was delicious. [After being satisfied that this is indeed an Ashford cookie, which means it is safe for consumption with no ill effects like accidentally falling in love with someone or suddenly smooth talking every lady he comes across, he ate it.] But I'd rather not inconvenience you further. [Translation: No, really, no need to send me more, you'd just get tired from all that baking.]

Of course! We won't have forever, so people need to be happy in the now.

[bothering grumpy people is a true art.]

[what, do you mean he's not accidentally falling in love with milly and smooth talking with her? THE COOKIE FAILED....] I'm glad you liked it! But don't worry! If I make another batch, I'll totally hand deliver them to you. Like, at work. Where do you work, anyway?

You know a PRINCESS? That's really cool ! Im glad boht of you liked them, too.
Wednesday sounds great. And Ill eat anything

[THAT'S CUTE. Also, not even three seconds later:]

By the way what does "btw" mean??

[The irony.]

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you are totally under arrest

IT MAKES ME WANT TO WAG MY TAIL-- look at what you did

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noooo have mercy

n e v e r. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO probably do whatever.

getting a text back heck yeah

i have the right to never tag back-- wait.

WHEN IT COMES I WANNA WAIL actually this is a [voice] message

Mailbox

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text back!!

i'm going to sing the song like that now.

WOW. i'm hurt. you hurt my police officer feelings.

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Your new answering machine message

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you should hear my ACTUAL answering machine. B) it's as ree as it can get.

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I wish I had an answering machine to leave an Austemessage on

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grab someone's phone and make it yours.

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