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[shesgotguts]

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[shesgotguts]

[whoa what is. going on. why did he stop? is something wrong? is she in trouble?

oh. he stopped the car over a pun. which is the appropriate reaction, to be fair.]

Really? I don't think I'm that unbelievable. [she gives him a bashful smile, then inclines her head to the car door.] I can get out, if you'd like.

[shesgotguts]

do you really think i havent?

do they put you on the hardest cases, then? youre the guy they call when no one else can figure it out, arent you?

[leadingspirit]

Surprises me, given most guys would probably leap at a chance to date you?

Well, they put me on something real important once, and then thought I was crazy for my reports so they lost a lot of the high opinion they held for me. It's a long story.

[shesgotguts]

youd think. but boys are forgetful and distractable. boys also lose interest once they have what they came for.

if youd proven yourself before, why wouldnt they believe what youd given them? long story or not, id like to hear it someday.

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[sealant]

[ Because this is happening and he's an innocent flower, naturally, there's only one person to turn to. ]

Milly-san, are there any sex stores in town?

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[shesgotguts]

[meanwhile, on the other side of the universe, this is happening, so really, he came to the right person.]

there are. why do you ask?

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[sealant]

I'm taking someone to one, but I don't know where one is.

[leadingspirit]

Don't I know it. Boys are dumb, honestly.

It's. I'll try to give you the Cliff Notes sometime, it's a long confusing story that involves a lot of explanation about a lot of crazy shit. Where I'm from isn't the safest or happiest place to be right now.

[strippingsensei]

_{[ And he just laughs, because he likes puns and jokes-- he really does. He just couldn't believe that Milly of all people was making them one after another after another. God. ]}

Hang on.. you just... haha.. you just got me in stitches, I think I'll need a moment before driving again.
_{[ and he takes this moment but dipping his head forward and resting it on the steering wheel, shoulders bouncing as he laughs. ]}

[shesgotguts]

you can say that again. men dont always fare much better, though.

no? i guess some of us arent so lucky. ive heard a lot of crazy originworld stories, mine included. its unfortunate some of us dont come from peaceful places...

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[shesgotguts]

youre TAKING SOMEONE??!!?!? i cant believe my little makoto is growing up. finally got a girlfriend, did you? though, cant you start with vanilla sex?

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[sealant]

It's not like that. She asked for an escort.

[shesgotguts]

[oh no, he's so damn cute when he laughs. those schoolgirl feelings hit her full force, and she just watches him for a moment. it takes her a bit too long to even register he said something, and longer to catch the pun, but when she does, she ends up laughing too.]

I don't want to try to top yours. We'll never see the stars if we keep at this.

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[shesgotguts]

oho~ so its THAT kind of situation, huh? didnt know you had it in you.

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[sealant]

I don't. It's just giving directions.

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[shesgotguts]

uh huh. dont worry, i wont tell anyone about your... business.
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are you looking for something specific, or just for a store in general?

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[sealant]

Just a store. I don't remember seeing any.

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[sealant]

Ah, never mind. We found one.

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[shesgotguts]

dont hurt yourself in there. also, im not telling you to get me anything in there, but my birthday is coming up.

let me know what you and your """"friend"""" find. i havent visited in a while.

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[sealant]

...I'll take a look around.

And I would've thought the club would mean you visit often.

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[shesgotguts]

im due for a visit, but with business like it is, i go less and less. i havent made any personal trips in a while either, but thats not a bad thing.

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[sealant]

I guess not. At least you have the school to fall back on for work.

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[shesgotguts]

its true. but school is out for the summer, and all plans for it are on hold until the middle of august! so maybe i should visit this week... hmmm.

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[sealant]

[ summer is forgotten again since your american seasons are nonsense ]

It's not too bad in here. I'll come along, if you want.

[leadingspirit]

Of course not. Men are just bigger boys. Bigger doesn't always mean smarter, much less more mature.

No kidding. Peaceful isn't something you could justifiably use to describe where I'm from or where I've worked in the past ten years, if not more.