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[shesgotguts]

house #1490
husband ❧ daughter ❧ son
sister ☆ daughter ☆ nope ☆ no way

owner of Good Golly, Miss Holly!
principal's assistant at Altaciere High School
member of the Holly Heights Welcoming Committee

"Your queen, Milly Ashford, isn't here right now, so feel free to leave a message!! She'll have a servant get back to you ASAP!"

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[shesgotguts]

i can do that. where should i meet you? or are you going to be a gentleman and pick me up?

[polishing his telescope, though... is that low hanging fruit? does she dare to make the joke?]

you know, if you needed help with that, you shouldve called me. i wouldve been more than happy to give it a proper cleaning.

[strippingsensei]

_{[ is she being dirty??? he thinks she is being dirty. ]}
Oh? I'm sure you could have done a better job than I could have ever done.
Sometimes my work isn't satisfactory enough.

I can and will pick you up, my lady. Be ready at 10:30.

[shesgotguts]

[what else was she going to be? honestly...]

no? well, i dont like to disappoint, so if my work didnt cut it the first time, then id just have to keep going until you said its a job well done.

my lady. hah. thats cute... but ill be waiting for you! dont stand me up, okay? ;*

the day of the auction

[formerbanchou]

Mama quick I need your help.
Can I borrow some money?
It is a serious matter and I can pay you back soon I just don't have it right now and it's very important.

jesus christ.

[shesgotguts]

how much do you need? ill get you as much as possible, sweetheart!

[no questions asked, of course. it's ride together, die together now...]

this family tho

[formerbanchou]

About $500 right now, it might be more soon.
I'm trying to help someone because a mean kid keeps bidding on him.

what a disaster. god bless them all.

[shesgotguts]

[CHOKES.]

of course, just please dont go over $1000. id like to have some money saved for this summer so the party fund doesnt go dry.

but if you do go over, ill just ask your dad. im sure hed be happy to help us!

[formerbanchou]

Right, not over a thousand, got it.

[They're down to upping each other only a dollar each time now, so it will take a while to hit that limit.]

Actually I don't see papa here, is he participating?

[shesgotguts]

you know, i dont know. but it doesnt matter. hell give us money. he is a loving father and husband, and how could he let his two favourite girls down?

[aka she'll pin him down and demand the cash like a mafioso's wife should.]

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[reproducer]

ashfordcchi~

are you still hiring?

[reproducer]

ER... FOR WAITERS!!! help staff...that kinda thing!!!

[shesgotguts]

i am. i always am!

are you interested in working with me?

[reproducer]

yes~ ma'am~ (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
i don't have much experience but i'm a fast learner!! i promise!!

[shesgotguts]

!!!! im so glad! its been a while since ive had help here.

though, how old are you again? youre eighteen, right?

[reproducer]

i'll be 17 in a few weeks!!

[o he didn't consider the issue of age...]

[shesgotguts]

[hmm. he's younger than she'd like, but if he's competent, then him being sixteen shouldn't be an issue. rivalz was working as a bartender when he was sixteen, and she was a woman at fourteen, so age is but a number! and it's not like there are laws here that prevent him from having a job with her. it's more public opinion that dictates she shouldn't.

it's a tough choice to make, but she knows what she can do to figure out if he's ready for the club or not.]

then you have to answer this question honestly:

have you ever watched porn?

[reproducer]

LKJAD:LAKSJD:LKQJWE:LKAJS:DLKAJS:DLKAJkmdnhak

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[reproducer]

IS THIS PART OF THE INTERVIEW???/

[his brain is short-circuiting.]

[shesgotguts]

it is, actually! would you like me to answer as well to make you more comfortable?

[reproducer]

IT JUST SEEMS WEIRD TO SAY UM
i mean
I HAVE BEFORE...(⊃д⊂)

[shesgotguts]

[bingo.]

well, if you have, then youll be just fine around mostly naked women, i think. so if youre willing to learn and you really want to work at the club, swing by some time this evening so we can see what you can do!

[reproducer]

couldn't i have just said i'm interested in someone else....

[weeps. cries. oh his poor flustered heart...]

but ok boss!!! you can count on me!!

[shesgotguts]

nope! because you being interested in someone else does not mean you have seen a boob. thank you for answering the question, though, even though it made you uncomfortable. i appreciate the bravery and honesty!

i do hope i can, ryouta. please dont let me down.

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[gorillatama]

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[shesgotguts]

aw, thats sweet! you really think im a cool homie?