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☆ party crew ☆ || ✦ disgusting crush ✦ || ❀ smooth jazz ❀ || ☁ aware of Pants ☁
➨ survived dildopocalype 2015 ➨ || ♥ [deep voice] boyfriend ♥ || ✘ from britannia ✘
Mafuyu Kurosaki favourite child ➨ || (732): just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer | ||
Aiichirou Nitori sonshine ➨ || (610): He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1 | ||
Sayaka Maizono alpha daughter ☆➨ || (608): You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here. | ||
Natsuru "Nat" Senou sister ☆☁➨ || (701): First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to. | ||
Kyoko Mogami grandbaby || (631): I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary. | ||
Aikuro Mikisugi white girl ass ♥❀➨ || (514): When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets. | ||
Isao Kondo sweet gorilla child ☆♥➨ || (513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region? (1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well. | ||
Gintoki Sakata muffled wailing ✦❀☁➨ || (603): I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe | ||
Kazuya Taki best friend/mhmm yep ✦❀☁➨ || (765): His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison. | ||
Makoto Yuuki i don't know anymore ☆✦ || (301): he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself. | ||
Landy HE'S THE FUCKING LANDLORD ✦ || (404): Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician. | ||
"Harvey" murder target ✦➨ || (315): idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever. | ||
Kotori Minami precious cinammon roll, must be protected at all costs || (501): This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower. | ||
Kotarou Katsura ?????? sos send help || (503): That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy | ||
Veronica adorable blonde #2 ☆ || (336): You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch | ||
Miles Edgeworth uhhhh ✦ || (503): My reasons for going are selfish. He just opened his own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again. | ||
Ryota Kise unfortunate employee || (903): omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal. | ||
Vietnam queen of holly heights || (913): She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor. | ||
Ayame Koizumi sure || (949): Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside. | ||
Kazuki Makabe true homie ☁ || (901): He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor. | ||
Makoto Tachibana hardcore acquaintance thing/not-suzaku || (757): He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish. | ||
Rin Matsuoka friend-ish thing || (202): He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!" | ||
Haruko Haruhara bonded by sergio ☁➨ || (902): You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear" | ||
Italy actual real life prince charming ☁ || (303): normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective. | ||
Chloe Beale future lesbian partner in crime || (586): Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other. | ||
Jinpachi Toudou sparkle friend/employee??? || (+61): Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride. | ||
Lily Ivory enough of a friend for it to count ➨ || (908): It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?! | ||
Euphemia li Britannia daughter ☆✘ || (609): This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn. | ||
Suzaku Kururugi best friend/actual suzaku ☆✘ || (630): It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most. | ||
Xanxus husband/actual sworn enemy ❀(?)➨ || (518): I hraet yuo (862): did you say you heart me or hate me? (518): who is this? | ||
Hong "King" Kong former employer/friend ☆✦ || (201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet (908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building (201): Tie | ||
Oswald Baskerville friend || (205): Even completely stoned hes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to him like he's the messiah. | ||
Syaoran Li friend/not-suzaku || (361): I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.(1-361): Ew! He's just a child! (361): AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE. |
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