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"lumber more, you beast" ([personal profile] shesgotguts) wrote2015-08-29 07:51 pm

relations;

 

☆ party crew ☆ || ✦ disgusting crush ✦ || ❀ smooth jazz ❀ || ☁ aware of Pants ☁  
➨ survived dildopocalype 2015 ➨ || ♥ [deep voice] boyfriend ♥ || ✘ from britannia ✘

formerbanchou 

Mafuyu Kurosaki

favourite child ➨ || (732): just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer

practicer 

Aiichirou Nitori

sonshine ➨ || (610): He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1

guiltydulcinea 

Sayaka Maizono

alpha daughter ☆➨ || (608): You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.

thirdbeauty 

Natsuru "Nat" Senou

sister ☆☁➨ || (701): First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.

fairyobsessed 

Kyoko Mogami

grandbaby || (631): I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.

strippingsensei 

Aikuro Mikisugi

white girl ass ♥❀➨ || (514): When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.

gorillatama 

Isao Kondo

sweet gorilla child ☆♥➨ || (513): How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region? (1-513): The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.

permboy 

Gintoki Sakata

muffled wailing ✦❀☁➨ || (603): I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe

leadingspirit 

Kazuya Taki

best friend/mhmm yep ✦❀☁➨ || (765): His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.

sealant 

Makoto Yuuki

i don't know anymore ☆✦ || (301): he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

lessor 

Landy

HE'S THE FUCKING LANDLORD ✦ || (404): Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.

honcho 

"Harvey"

murder target ✦➨ || (315): idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

blueberrytrain 

Kotori Minami

precious cinammon roll, must be protected at all costs || (501): This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

bombdemon 

Kotarou Katsura

?????? sos send help || (503): That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy

protectthecastle 

Veronica

adorable blonde #2 ☆ || (336): You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch

prosecutory 

Miles Edgeworth

uhhhh ✦ || (503): My reasons for going are selfish. He just opened his own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.

reproducer 

Ryota Kise

unfortunate employee || (903): omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.

hoasen 

Vietnam

queen of holly heights || (913): She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.

tooryanse 

Ayame Koizumi

sure || (949): Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.

kazukicurry 

Kazuki Makabe

true homie ☁ || (901): He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.

splasher 

Makoto Tachibana

hardcore acquaintance thing/not-suzaku || (757): He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

gnasher 

Rin Matsuoka

friend-ish thing || (202): He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

piaggio 

Haruko Haruhara

bonded by sergio ☁➨ || (902): You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

siarrende 

Italy

actual real life prince charming ☁ || (303): normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

acaginger 

Chloe Beale

future lesbian partner in crime || (586): Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.

jinpachi 

Jinpachi Toudou

sparkle friend/employee??? || (+61): Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.

vintage-magic 

Lily Ivory

enough of a friend for it to count ➨ || (908): It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

orderslove 

Euphemia li Britannia

daughter ☆✘ || (609): This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.

knightof 

Suzaku Kururugi

best friend/actual suzaku ☆✘ || (630): It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.

irato 

Xanxus

husband/actual sworn enemy ❀(?)➨ || (518): I hraet yuo (862): did you say you heart me or hate me? (518): who is this?

bauhinia 

Hong "King" Kong

former employer/friend ☆✦ || (201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet (908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building (201): Tie

fraternize 

Oswald Baskerville

friend || (205): Even completely stoned hes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to him like he's the messiah.

motivating 

Syaoran Li

friend/not-suzaku || (361): I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.(1-361): Ew! He's just a child! (361): AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.

 

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